Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Drinking Enzyme Latest Update

Drinking enzymes must be cultured for at least 6 months. During the first month, it turns to alcohol base and from the second month it eventually becomes vinegar base. This bottle was made on 23 August 2008 and is ready for consumption on 22 February 2009 but I have yet to have the first taste of it. The longer you culture it, the better the potion All the fruits have sunken to the bottom leaving behind 2/3 of the bottle, an almost crystal clear enzyme. The residues at the bottom of the bottle can be poured onto flower pots or some even make jam out of it

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Cherry Blossom Tree???? No ...Check This Out

Such beauty but people can go about their lives without noticing this tree. On first look I thought it was a cherry blossom tree but I was told that it is an apricot tree. I am sure most of us have not seen an apricot tree before. If all the blooms bear fruits can you imagine the whole tree filled with such fruits. Can you see the tiny fruit on the top right flower?
(this picture taken in India 2009)

Monday, March 9, 2009

Daily Moments Of Zen. Live A Moment In Zen .....

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me the hell alone.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you are going to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Always remember you are unique. Just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

If you think nobody cares if you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.

If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it hold the universe together.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither works.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Monks In India Ushering In The New Year 2009

Have you ever wonder how monks usher in the New Year?

On a dark icy night, candles burning bright

With Holiness taking the chair, Waiting for the hour to arrive

The clock struck 12, pseudo-wine was served

In merriment the monks held their toasts to His Holiness' Long Life

And it ended even before the candle flames went out.
What a Bore!!!!!!!!!!!

Very Interesting Road Signs Especially For Guys

Interesting road signs in India

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

The 3 Best Friends - The 3 Eternal Friends - The 2 Dharma Friends

I suppose this scenario can only be witnessed in India. Who are the 3 best friends and who are the eternal ones. The 3 best friends are the dog, the cow and the pig and eternally yours are the goat, chicken and the fish. Yours in Dharma is the dog and the cat.

In India the cow is a sacred animal and they are reared for their milk only. The pig is a scavenger of rubbish dumps that even the poorest of the poor will try avoid eating the meat as it contains harmful bacteria. And of course eating dog meat is unheard of unless you are a chinese. So these 3 animals are free to roam and one can find them at rubbish dumps (yes cows at rubbish dumps and not at green grassy fields), each finding their own morsel. They call it a day after they are done with their meals and most likely their parting words are "see you tomorrow". (picture will be uploaded at a later date)

On the other hand the 3 eternal friends are together not by choice but by circumstance. They count their blessings of spending each minute with one another and if they can end their day together their parting words will most likely be "hope to make it through again tomorrow". This group of friends are not free to roam but are caged. Their fate lies in the hands of those visiting their abode. Or rather it lies in the hands of the slaughterer when he starts his work in the morning.

A picture speaks a thousand words.